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Rough Love: Hey, Girlfriend’s Mom and Girlfriend’s Dad![Click for more]

I never figured out what to call my girlfriend’s parents. No Mr and Mrs ____, no first names, just never figured it out. Decided I’d just go with the whole make eye contact and start talking thing. I did this for nine years. They didn’t notice until I brought it up during my speech at our wedding.
- Anonymous

My boyfriend and I realized we both lost our virginity, to each other, watching Grandma’s Boy while high.
- Anonymous

If you have a more magical story on how you lost your virginity (not possible) then send it to our Tumblr inbox.

The first one though. Same issue

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    The first one though. Same issue
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